is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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