the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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