these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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