I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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