alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So much Jack, so little girl.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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