i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
lets start a swedish sibling band together
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
