apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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