Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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