I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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