i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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