We need to start having sex underwater more often.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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