Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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