You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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