So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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