I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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