he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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