Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You need Xanax blowdarts
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
