Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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