You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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