mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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