This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Need sex. Gaining weight.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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