How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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