I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just forgot I was standing up.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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