jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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