Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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