FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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