Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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