Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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