Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It's blow job season.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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