I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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