I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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