I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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