So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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