he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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