Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
