So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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