but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
