Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I look better un-naked...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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