its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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