I want to stick my p in your. b.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
My pussy is not your playground.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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