So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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