I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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