I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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