worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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