i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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