Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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