Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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