My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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