Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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