sarcasm needs its own font
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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