all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
