So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
