whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
