there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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